1. You never have to brush your teeth (and your breath still smells nice).

 

2. You have a portable bathroom at all times.

3. Your preferred mode of transportation is crawling.

 

4. And you can eat whatever you want and never worry about your weight!

5. You get wheeled around everywhere!

 

6. You can fall asleep wherever you like.

 

7. You won't get in too much trouble if you make a mess!

8. Animals love you!

 

9. If you want anything, all you need to do is cry.

 

10. You get awesome birthday parties and get to smash your face in cake.

 

11. You can be naked anytime you like.

12. You are easily entertained.

 

13. Any time is nap time!

 

14. You can never have a bad hair day.

 

15. You can be an emoticon in real life. :3

16. You never care what others think about you.

 

17. Your Halloween costumes are always the cutest.

18. You get the joy of experiencing something for the first time!

 

19. All your food comes "pre-chewed," and you have fun cutlery!

20. You are the center of attention, and everyone caters to your every need.

 

21. The world is your canvas.

 

22. You're just really mobile and portable.

 

23. And it may be your fault, but it's okay, you're a baby!